Tiny Print, Big Mood
Because lawyers love burgers too.
This is the part where we explain what our website and content can (and cannot) promise, with honesty, clarity, and a side of fries. Read on for the important bits, so everyone stays informed, happy, and drama-free.
Cheekz Disclaimer
Before You Get Lost in the Sauce
Here’s what our website can (and can’t) promise, no drama, just clarity.
The content on this website is provided for general information and marketing purposes only. While we try to keep everything accurate and up-to-date, we cannot guarantee that all information (including menu items, prices, allergen details, ingredients, nutritional data, or availability) is 100% current at all times. Things change, sometimes fast.
🌡️ Health, Nutrition & Allergen Disclaimer
We are not medical professionals, nutritionists, dieticians, or allergy specialists, we’re burger people. Any nutritional or allergen information we provide (online or in person) is approximate and may vary.
If you have allergies, dietary restrictions, or health conditions, please consult a medical professional before consuming anything from our kitchen. Cross-contact with allergens can occur in real commercial kitchens, even when we’re careful.
🛍️ Product Availability & Variations
Menu items, ingredients, portion sizes, packaging, and pricing may vary by location or may change without notice. Photos, videos, and promotional images are for representation only, real food may look different (but still taste 🔥).
🧾 No Professional Advice
Nothing on this website (or social media, emails, promotional materials, etc.) should be taken as legal, financial, medical, or professional advice of any kind. If you need that type of advice, please ask someone who went to school for it.
📦 Third-Party Services
Our site may link to third-party services (like delivery apps, payment processors, or social platforms). We do not control them and are not responsible for:
🎮 their actions
💸 their pricing
⏳ their delays
🛡️ their data practices
🎲 what they do on Tuesdays
Use third-party platforms at your own risk and review their policies before engaging. 📜🧐
💥 Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent allowed by law, Cheekz Burgers is not liable for:
🔍 inaccuracies
❌ errors
🕳️ omissions
⏱️ delays
📉 losses
💥 damages
🤧 allergic reactions
😩 emotional distress from food cravings
🤯 philosophical crises induced by exceptionally good burgers
🔄 Changes to This Disclaimer
We may update this Disclaimer occasionally. Updated versions will be posted here. Continuing to use our website means you accept the updated version (and that you’re still hungry, probably).
7. User Content & Submissions
If you submit reviews, photos, feedback, DMs, TikToks, or memes about us, you agree that:
📣 We can repost or reuse it
🤑 We don’t owe compensation
📌 We can use it in future promotions
Basically: if you tag us or hype us up, we may hype you right back (with credit, if possible). 💁♀️📸
13. Contact Information
Questions about these Terms?
Reach us at:
📍215 E Water St, Sandusky, OH 44870
📞 (567) 284-1646
We’ll do our best to help, preferably while holding a burger. 🍔😊