Terms, Conditions & Other
Serious-ish Stuff
Because even the Cheekz need rules.
At Cheekz Burgers, we believe life is better with juicy stacks, crispy sides, and a mild sense of chaos. But lawyers exist, and apparently “good vibes” is not a legal framework…
Read This Before You Get Saucy
Grab a napkin, the legal grease starts here.
Cheekz Burgers is here for good food and good moods, but even we have to play by some rules. These Terms & Conditions explain how our website works, how orders are handled, how payments are processed, how our content can (and can’t) be used, and what happens when something unexpected occurs.
By accessing this website, placing an order, or enjoying something delicious that originated from Cheekz, you agree to follow these Terms. If you disagree with anything here, you may close the browser, retreat quietly, and perhaps seek comfort in a salad elsewhere (zero judgment, minimal heartbreak).
These Terms cover the essentials:
ownership of content, intellectual property, ordering and payment terms, privacy basics, disclaimers, limitations of liability, and even what happens if the universe throws us curveballs (like a global pickle shortage). Please read responsibly.*
1. Website Use & User Conduct
By using our website, you agree to use it for lawful purposes only. This means no hacking, no scraping, no attempting to break into the digital kitchen, no stealing content, and no doing anything that would make a lawyer sigh deeply. You agree not to:
Break or bypass security features
Upload viruses, worms, or other cyber-gremlins
Use automated tools to harvest data without permission
Pretend to be Cheekz Burgers or a Cheekz employee (we know the crew, we’ll notice)
If we believe you’re using the site improperly, we reserve the right to block access faster than a fryer drops a basket of fries. 🍟⚡.
2. Ordering, Payments & Pricing
We do not currently sell food online but we do offer menu items that can be purchased in-house. Our servers and systems are designed to get food to you quickly and correctly, but please note:
💸 Prices, menu items, and promotions may change at any time without notice.
🧾 Taxes and fees may apply (sorry, we don’t control that part).
🍔 Orders must be paid at the end of service in full unless otherwise stated.
💳 All payment information you provide must be accurate, valid, and authorized by you.
If your payment fails, declines, or triggers fraud filters, your order may not be processed.
🚫🕵️♂️ No offense, fraudsters are not invited to this cookout.
3. Allergies & Medical Stuff (Important!)
We serve delicious things that may contain or have come into contact with:
🥛 Dairy • 🥚 Eggs • 🌾 Wheat/Gluten • 🌱 Soy
🥜 Peanuts • 🌰 Tree Nuts • 🐟 Fish • 🧈 Sesame • and more
We cannot guarantee a 100% allergen-free environment, cross-contact happens in real kitchens.
Cheekz Burgers is not liable for allergic reactions or medical conditions resulting from consumption of our products. If you are concerned, consult your doctor before dining. 
4. Refunds, Returns & “But I Already Ate It”
Food is perishable, so:
♻️ We generally cannot accept returns (that would get weird fast).
📞 If there’s an issue with your order, please let us know as soon as possible.
🎟️ We may offer remakes, credits, or refunds at our discretion.
If you ate the entire meal and then decided you did not like it…
🫠 That’s between you and your taste buds, refunds are unlikely.
5. Gift Cards, Promos & Discounts
We may offer gift cards, promo codes, or seasonal discounts. Basic rules:
⏰ Promotions may have expiration dates
🥇 They may apply only to certain items
➕ They may not combine unless stated
🔄 We can modify or cancel them at any time
💵 No cash back unless required by law
Gift cards should be treated like cash. If you lose it, drop it in lava, or give it away… that one’s on you. ❤️🔥
6. Intellectual Property (The Creative Stuff)
Everything you see here: logos, menu descriptions, photos, videos, copy, and brand assets, belongs to Cheekz Burgers or is licensed to us. You agree not to:
📸 Copy
📦 Reproduce
🎨 Rebrand
💰 Sell
🌐 Upload elsewhere
🏭 Use commercially
without written permission. We put time into our sauce, please don’t steal it. 😎
7. User Content & Submissions
If you submit reviews, photos, feedback, DMs, TikToks, or memes about us, you agree that:
📣 We can repost or reuse it
🤑 We don’t owe compensation
📌 We can use it in future promotions
Basically: if you tag us or hype us up, we may hype you right back (with credit, if possible). 💁♀️📸
8. Third-Party Links & Services
Our website may link to other sites/platforms (delivery apps, social media, etc.). We are not responsible for:
🧩 Their content
🛡️ Their policies
💻 Their glitches
🤷 Their behavior
Click responsibly. 🖱️
9. Limitation of Liability
Cheekz Burgers (including owners, staff, suppliers, and affiliates) shall not be liable for any:
🌀 Direct
🌪️ Indirect
🧨 Incidental
🎢 Consequential
🌋 Special
🔥 Punitive
damages related to the use of our site, services, or food, including (but not limited to) lost profits, lost data, allergic reactions, stolen fries, or existential crises triggered by exceptionally good burgers. 🍔🌌
Some jurisdictions don’t allow certain limitations, so parts may not apply to you. Wild, we know.
10. Indemnification Clause
By using our site or services, you agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Cheekz Burgers from claims arising from:
🕵️ Your misuse of the website
🚫 Violations of these Terms
🎯 Infringement of another’s rights
In simple terms: don’t do shady stuff and we’re good. 🤝
11. Governing Law
These Terms & Conditions are governed by the laws of the state/jurisdiction in which Cheekz Burgers operates. Legal disputes will follow local processes.
No duels, no trial by combat, no gladiator matches. 🗡️🍔
12. Changes to These Terms
We may update these Terms at any time. The latest version will always be posted here. Continued site use means you accept the updated Terms.
If not, you may exit peacefully. ✌️
13. Contact Information
Questions about these Terms?
Reach us at:
📍215 E Water St, Sandusky, OH 44870
📞 (567) 284-1646
We’re happy to help, especially if your goal is not to sue us. 😊